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Sep 25 '13
aspookynightvaleintern:

misandry-mermaid:

hallucifer:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 
HER TOE.
TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 
While we are dancing, we have to:
turn out our feet
hyper extended our knees
tuck our buts under
flatten our stomach
close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
shoulders are down and back
elbows are lifted
hands and fingers are soft
neck is long
use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

metal as fuck

It’s a type of athleticism that is read as feminine. So of course it’s undervalued, under-appreciated and invalidated as not really requiring real strength and skill.

People try to validate it by saying some Football players will practice it to build leg strength but fuuuuck thaaaat them football players only wish they were this bamf.

aspookynightvaleintern:

misandry-mermaid:

hallucifer:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 

While we are dancing, we have to:

  • turn out our feet
  • hyper extended our knees
  • tuck our buts under
  • flatten our stomach
  • close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
  • shoulders are down and back
  • elbows are lifted
  • hands and fingers are soft
  • neck is long
  • use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

metal as fuck

It’s a type of athleticism that is read as feminine. So of course it’s undervalued, under-appreciated and invalidated as not really requiring real strength and skill.

People try to validate it by saying some Football players will practice it to build leg strength but fuuuuck thaaaat them football players only wish they were this bamf.

263,424 notes (via anightvaleintern & obsessivedancingdisorder)Tags: badass idek how to tag this

Aug 23 '13

260 notes (via dazebras & moseisleywelcomingcommittee)Tags: badass amazing women

Aug 21 '13

sarahreesbrennan:

roundtop:

saltysalmonella:

HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP this person illustrated my ridiculous post and I love it.

This is awesome.

32,808 notes (via dazebras & saltysalmonella)Tags: tw: body horror 2spooky art badass

Jul 26 '13
deducecanoe:

bolt-invictus:

quitcomplaining:

loudmouthchosen:

giveustheradio:

plotdesigner:

avelera:

dimbosama:

avelera:

hoflords:

nerdyfacts:

(Source.)

We have to understand that no matter what we do with our lives we will never be as awesome as Christopher Lee is.

I will never get over how he corrected Peter Jackson on the proper sound a man makes when he’s been stabbed in the back because he actually worked in the British clandestine services.
Or how he volunteered to fight in one of the most brutal fronts of WWII (the Finnish-Russian Winter War).
Or how he was fucking NAZI HUNTER.
Basically, Christopher Lee is the real Most Interesting Man in the world and I honestly don’t know why we tell Chuck Norris jokes when this badass is walking around.
And then I see him rambling on about how Saruman and Gandalf are actually Istari, which are one of the Maia in the LotR commentaries and I realize he literally cannot become more awesome.

Oh can’t he?

#Christopher Lee wrote a Metal Opera about Charlemagne #all opinions are irrelevant
I just read up on that and now I regret I didn’t include it! The man is 90 years old and he’s releasing a metal album next year. ACTUAL MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD CHRISTOPHER LEE.

[swoons]

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HIS METAL
GOD HE’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

He’s also played Dracula like 5 billion times and in the first one he refused to use the terrible dialogue and wasn’t fired.
He was also bros with Vincent Price and Peter Cushing, but unlike them was able to get away from the horror genre and forged a well-rounded career.
He can speak 8 languages and will sometimes do his own dubbing for foreign versions of his films.
His family carries the coat of arms of the Holy Roman Empire.
He’s related to John Lee, Robert E. Lee, and Ian Fleming.
He really is the most interesting man in the world.

do you ever just cry because christopher lee

This is why I can’t have nice things… because Christopher Lee has them all already.

Apparently the dude forgot to save some awesome for the rest of us. 

deducecanoe:

bolt-invictus:

quitcomplaining:

loudmouthchosen:

giveustheradio:

plotdesigner:

avelera:

dimbosama:

avelera:

hoflords:

nerdyfacts:

(Source.)

We have to understand that no matter what we do with our lives we will never be as awesome as Christopher Lee is.

I will never get over how he corrected Peter Jackson on the proper sound a man makes when he’s been stabbed in the back because he actually worked in the British clandestine services.

Or how he volunteered to fight in one of the most brutal fronts of WWII (the Finnish-Russian Winter War).

Or how he was fucking NAZI HUNTER.

Basically, Christopher Lee is the real Most Interesting Man in the world and I honestly don’t know why we tell Chuck Norris jokes when this badass is walking around.

And then I see him rambling on about how Saruman and Gandalf are actually Istari, which are one of the Maia in the LotR commentaries and I realize he literally cannot become more awesome.

Oh can’t he?

#Christopher Lee wrote a Metal Opera about Charlemagne #all opinions are irrelevant

I just read up on that and now I regret I didn’t include it! The man is 90 years old and he’s releasing a metal album next year. ACTUAL MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD CHRISTOPHER LEE.

[swoons]

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HIS METAL

GOD HE’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

He’s also played Dracula like 5 billion times and in the first one he refused to use the terrible dialogue and wasn’t fired.

He was also bros with Vincent Price and Peter Cushing, but unlike them was able to get away from the horror genre and forged a well-rounded career.

He can speak 8 languages and will sometimes do his own dubbing for foreign versions of his films.

His family carries the coat of arms of the Holy Roman Empire.

He’s related to John Lee, Robert E. Lee, and Ian Fleming.

He really is the most interesting man in the world.

do you ever just cry because christopher lee

This is why I can’t have nice things… because Christopher Lee has them all already.

Apparently the dude forgot to save some awesome for the rest of us. 

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Jul 10 '13

staceythinx:

Birds frozen in flight captured by photographer Paul Nelson.

19,662 notes (via not-quite-normal & staceythinx)Tags: AW YIS badass birds not owls

Jun 30 '13

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

158,576 notes (via anightvaleintern & edentimm)Tags: feminism badass

Jun 26 '13

gutsanduppercuts:

Hong Kong flight attendants take Wing Chun classes in order to protect themselves in the close confinement of an airplane.

While I’ve watched Wing Chun employed in street fights and fail, it seems like the perfect martial art to learn when needing to quickly diffuse a physical confrontation.
The speed, up close combat and quick neutralization of Wing Chun is ideal in this particular reason.
Also, when flying from Hong Kong, never complain about not getting ice in your drink of you’ll find yourself on the floor, pissing blood.

5,517 notes (via dazebras & gutsanduppercuts)Tags: badass feminism rape culture

Jun 21 '13

ninemoons42:

nihongogahanasenai:

Archer at a Japanese Coming of Age Ceremony.

From:
http://regex.info/blog/2012-01-23/1932

I love her outfit [amazing colors!] and I love the look in her eyes as she gets ready to shoot.

7,231 notes (via dazebras & nihongogahanasenai)Tags: GAAAAAAAASP AT THE PRETTY CLOTHES and pretty woman neat! badass

Jun 6 '13

atrailofblood:

digitallyimpaired:

wayside school reference

full size

r4d1c4l bitches

6,991 notes (via & digitallyimpaired)Tags: badass scourgecest dem Homestucks

Apr 23 '13

1,504 notes (via totalspiffage & ltsashakaidanovsky)Tags: les mis A Softer World badass

Apr 12 '13

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

933,842 notes (via broadway-aradia & mariedeflor)Tags: I feel like this could be triggering but idk badass

Apr 11 '13

Homura

Homura

(Source: matsuokadesu)

3,804 notes (via obliviousham & matsuokadesu)Tags: badass I love Homura for everything that rests on her shoulders madoka

Apr 4 '13

883 notes (via broadway-aradia & babsbabsbabs)Tags: holy shit badass art

Mar 5 '13
teal-deer:

fat-grrrl-activism:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time” [Cult of Aphrodite Vintaga]

can we bring this back
like I’m not even kidding 
slutwalk with pizza 

teal-deer:

fat-grrrl-activism:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time” [Cult of Aphrodite Vintaga]

can we bring this back

like I’m not even kidding 

slutwalk with pizza 

141,106 notes (via jesscookie & fat-grrrl-activism)Tags: badass historical-ish? feminism

Feb 19 '13

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

460,438 notes (via jesscookie & 0wenhart)Tags: badass TV stuff