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Posts tagged Disclaimer: I am Canadian

May 9 '13

(Source: shit-thatblows)

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May 9 '13

24,861 notes (via goldeneyedmorporkian & subliminalsarcasm)Tags: i laughed so fucking hard at this CraigyFerg is my favourite person comedy things Disclaimer: I am Canadian

May 6 '13
partysoft:

morristibbs:

upworthy:

The Gay Experimental State Of Your Straight State

OKCupid ran a data analysis on their 4,000,000 users and figured out how bi-curious straight people are from state to state. What’s the state of your state? We are apparently kind of bi here.
[Original by OkCupid. You should really read the whole post because it’s fascinating. Found on KNOWHomo.]


party in canada

lmao dane county is a bright red square

I enjoy that pretty much all of Canada is Yes Homo except for the east coast apparently? What’s up with that

partysoft:

morristibbs:

upworthy:

The Gay Experimental State Of Your Straight State

OKCupid ran a data analysis on their 4,000,000 users and figured out how bi-curious straight people are from state to state. What’s the state of your state? We are apparently kind of bi here.

[Original by OkCupid. You should really read the whole post because it’s fascinating. Found on KNOWHomo.]

party in canada

lmao dane county is a bright red square

I enjoy that pretty much all of Canada is Yes Homo except for the east coast apparently? What’s up with that

18,861 notes (via theohgodofhangovers & upworthy)Tags: lgbt Disclaimer: I am Canadian

May 6 '13

confusedtree:

atuin:

misterjmasters:

confusedtree:

The house crocodile is a much feared apex predator of the Canadian suburbs

omfg

Well someone didn’t put on their house crocodile repellant. Rookie mistake, really.

My local hardware store is fresh out. Can you mail me some? I almost died

Tsk, that’s Home Hardware for you. Someone should really write them a letter. Until then, try baking soda and baby gates. Hang in there friend.

1,189 notes (via confusedtree & confusedtree)Tags: tumblr chatter me being a dork Disclaimer: I am Canadian

May 6 '13

misterjmasters:

confusedtree:

The house crocodile is a much feared apex predator of the Canadian suburbs

omfg

Well someone didn’t put on their house crocodile repellant. Rookie mistake, really.

1,189 notes (via misterjmasters & confusedtree)Tags: Disclaimer: I am Canadian so you know this is legit dorky stuff that amuses me

May 6 '13
dontthink-twice:

theowl-thetiger:

geovanni-vee:

hiddenconfessions:

keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:

is this what it’s like to get drunk in Canada?

yes


but we ride to the bar on our moose and we pay the bartender with beavers.

Not all of us can afford moose so sometimes we have to take our pet polar bears.

dontthink-twice:

theowl-thetiger:

geovanni-vee:

hiddenconfessions:

keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:

is this what it’s like to get drunk in Canada?

yes

but we ride to the bar on our moose and we pay the bartender with beavers.

Not all of us can afford moose so sometimes we have to take our pet polar bears.

46,195 notes (via goldeneyedmorporkian & dailymovement)Tags: want Disclaimer: I am Canadian

May 3 '13
not-quite-normal:

typette:

laughingsquid:

Canada Unveils New Space-Themed $5 Bill

omg, this August! SCIENCE, BITCH! YEAH!

SPACE MONEY

not-quite-normal:

typette:

laughingsquid:

Canada Unveils New Space-Themed $5 Bill

omg, this August! SCIENCE, BITCH! YEAH!

SPACE MONEY

903 notes (via not-quite-normal & laughingsquid)Tags: SPAAAAAAAAAACE Disclaimer: I am Canadian

Apr 26 '13

osneslaura:

sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an appleimage

66,433 notes (via justsaynotopants & osneslaura)Tags: omg Disclaimer: I am Canadian so this happened

Apr 24 '13

gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

(Source: nothannibal)

95,357 notes (via dazebras & nothannibal)Tags: accurate this is how I express all my affection Disclaimer: I am Canadian

Apr 24 '13

coke-uh-cola:

coke-uh-cola:

sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes

but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment

i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside

39,533 notes (via justsaynotopants & coke-uh-cola)Tags: *chokes* so this happened Disclaimer: I am Canadian

Apr 24 '13

fergusmacleod13:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.

I’m a Canadian and I approve this post

244,050 notes (via dazebras & pizzaforpresident)Tags: reblog for amazing commentary Disclaimer: I am Canadian

Apr 15 '13

umbagog:

lilliumlupus:

crazyrodeogirl:

cuttlefishdoctors:

leonardo-dicaprisun:

al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

crazy i’m so done with your country

……….this is literally the best representation of Canada I’ve ever seen.

Oh Caaaan-a-daaaaa. My home and na-tive laaaand….

Why zombies don’t fuck with Canada

48,245 notes (via dazebras & al4skan)Tags: OH MY GOD Disclaimer: I am Canadian

Apr 4 '13

CARTOON NETWORK JUST POSTED THIS???

strickycub:

nightmareloki:

fokrahdiin:

chandeluresinsicily:

ridemelikevixen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6SCviG8PTI&feature=youtu.be

THEY DID THE THING

NO FU CKIGN WAY

I AM SO CONFUSED

WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T WATCH THIS ‘IN MY COUNTRY’? FUCKERS, MAKE IT AVAILABLE IN AUSTRALIA DON’T BE JERKS.

??????????

As a Canadian I am confused and slightly enraged. Why do you hate Canada, Cartoon Network???

11,285 notes (via fusionmix & ridemelikevixen)Tags: FUCKING REGION LOCK Disclaimer: I am Canadian

Apr 1 '13

smartaleckette:

babblingidiot:

smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

Is the for real?

Yes. Never underestimate the ridiculousness of Canada.

59,121 notes (via goldeneyedmorporkian & smartaleckette)Tags: what the actual fuck so this happened need moar zombies on my blog Disclaimer: I am Canadian

Mar 28 '13

phosphorusyeti:

radioactivemoose:

pollyscatterhood:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • nepeta leijon

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I SWAER I’M REBLOGGING THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

(Source: folktier)

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