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The Gay Experimental State Of Your Straight State
OKCupid ran a data analysis on their 4,000,000 users and figured out how bi-curious straight people are from state to state. What’s the state of your state? We are apparently kind of bi here.
[Original by OkCupid. You should really read the whole post because it’s fascinating. Found on KNOWHomo.]
party in canada
lmao dane county is a bright red square
I enjoy that pretty much all of Canada is Yes Homo except for the east coast apparently? What’s up with that
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The house crocodile is a much feared apex predator of the Canadian suburbs
omfg
Well someone didn’t put on their house crocodile repellant. Rookie mistake, really.
My local hardware store is fresh out. Can you mail me some? I almost died
Tsk, that’s Home Hardware for you. Someone should really write them a letter. Until then, try baking soda and baby gates. Hang in there friend.
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The house crocodile is a much feared apex predator of the Canadian suburbs
omfg
Well someone didn’t put on their house crocodile repellant. Rookie mistake, really.
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keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:
is this what it’s like to get drunk in Canada?
yes
but we ride to the bar on our moose and we pay the bartender with beavers.
Not all of us can afford moose so sometimes we have to take our pet polar bears.
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sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple
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In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
(Source: nothannibal)
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sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes
but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment
i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside
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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.
I’m a Canadian and I approve this post
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im actually laughing so hard at this
tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG
crazy i’m so done with your country
……….this is literally the best representation of Canada I’ve ever seen.
Oh Caaaan-a-daaaaa. My home and na-tive laaaand….
Why zombies don’t fuck with Canada
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THEY DID THE THING
NO FU CKIGN WAY
I AM SO CONFUSED
WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T WATCH THIS ‘IN MY COUNTRY’? FUCKERS, MAKE IT AVAILABLE IN AUSTRALIA DON’T BE JERKS.
??????????
As a Canadian I am confused and slightly enraged. Why do you hate Canada, Cartoon Network???
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February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
Is the for real?
Yes. Never underestimate the ridiculousness of Canada.
Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:
- hufflepuffs
- canadians
- nepeta leijon
I SWAER I’M REBLOGGING THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
(Source: folktier)
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