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Commander Tyler J. Shepard | Tuchanka
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EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES
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new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
“Lettuce fuck.”I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
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you just need a hat collection like myself it solves all problems.
Oh man I seriously need hats. for bad hair days. But my mom told me I don’t look good in hats. :(
Also I should invest in NON-HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG SCARVES for if/when I have a girlfriend for hickie covering purposes…
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
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I hate when I’ve just washed my hands but they still feel sticky?? except I know washing them again won’t help auuuuugh
screams from the rooftops i dont want moffat writing rose
I would advise you not to stand on a rooftop when mentioning Moffat.
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Sailor Fuku Cosplay Tutorial by ~SparklePipsi
An amazing tutorial on how to make your very own Sailor Senshi/Fuku Cosplay! Had a hard time finding really descriptive youtube tutorials surprisingly. So had to find step by step images!
If you still need to visually see how to make a pleaded skirt here’s a youtube link to How To Cosplay: Make A Pleated Skirt! Though she doesn’t use actually cloth in the tutorial she uses paper - I think it’s pretty useful.
Bleh. Hype aversion is the worst.
Especially when the thing sounds neat? But you haven’t picked it up yet and meanwhile everyone just keeps shoving it down your throat.
So then by the time you check it out, you’re set against liking it because the fans have left a negative impression on your mind. Which is a shame because if you were left to find it on your own, it’d be right up your alley.
Or you don’t even bother checking it out because what’s the point, it’s not worth the effort, and reading something just cos it’s popular is a dumb idea, since you don’t even really know what it’s about anyway.
Tumblr seems to be doing this more and more lately, and it really bothers me.
Sigh.
TwoRefined: i want to see a nonviolent blackrom.
a courteous, civil blackrom where not only do they not beat on each other or bite and scratch like feral cats, they don’t even namecall or put each other down or go for the easy emotional jabs.
no, they’re exquisitely polite, and all their snark is so cleverly veiled that bystanders may not even realize it’s snark. and their rivalry is an endless game of chess with the whole world as the board, and they make an obsessive hobby out of plotting their next moves.
and when one pulls off a particularly clever coup, the other congratulates them quite sincerely. and is proud of having such a bloody brilliant kismesis. and is eager to come up with something even better to top it.
and in bed, they’re intense, but not cruel. they don’t pretend they don’t want each other, they don’t pretend they’re not enjoying it, they don’t try to make it painful or humiliating. the one who has the upper hand in any particular encounter is the one who last scored in their game of — whatever it is, espionage or business or art or conquest — and there’s no need to grapple like barbarians.
and when someone attacks either of them, they present a terrifying united front, turning the full force of their collective snark, intellect, and deviousness against the interloper.
bite marks are old meme. i want to see a hatemance that can burn the house down with a whisper.
Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.
this is awesome
A++++
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