I get to see Em in less than three weeks *vibrates excitedly*
*sits in campsite around a fire* *brings flashlight up to my face* *pauses dramatically* ….falling in love with non-romanceable companions! *everyone screams in horror*
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Bigby’s wolf form is ADORABLE.
[templar voice] a MAGE we forced to do the harrowing turned into an ABOMINATION and ATTACKED me!!!!!!!!! help i’m being OPPRESSED.
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a little pick me up for the day. whenever I feel down, I watch videos of baby animals. so here’s a little puppy if you need some cheering up! :3
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lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
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jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
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coming out to your parents
If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.
The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.
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