American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
i love women in a feminist way and also a lesbian way
A moment early on in Dark Souls that I really love, (I’m not very far; I just beat the first boss in the Undead Burg) is once you escape from the asylum,
you meet someone who is like “not another bloody Hollow. you’re not the first one to come through here on that quest, and you’re not the last.”
so it’s like phew,
that takes some of the pressure off.
(Apparently you come to be thought of as “The Chosen Undead” BUT at the start, you’re just some schmuck.)
NASA SAYS THERE IS A STRANGE AND UNKNOWN SIGNAL COMING FROM THE PERSEUS CLUSTER RIGHT NOW
ITS THE GETH
The entire Mass Effect fandom is losing their shit.
my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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